Your chats are
lowkey sus 👀
Find out if you're getting played, if they're about to ghost you, or if you're being a simp. Chatlyzer uses AI to analyze your conversations and give you the real tea ☕
The Analysis Menu 📋
Pick your poison - each one hits different 💯
🚩 Red Flag Detector
Spots the toxic behavior before you catch feelings
✅ Green Flag Spotter
When they're actually worth your time (rare)
💕 Simp-O-Meter
Measures how down bad you really are
👻 Ghost Risk
Predicts when you're about to get left on read
⭐ Main Character Energy
See who's serving drama and personality
💙 Emotional Depth
Rates how real your conversations get
🔮 Vibe Check
Overall energy and mood analysis
📊 Chat Stats
Who texts more, emoji usage, response times
Works With Your Fave Apps 📱
Upload your chats from anywhere and get the tea
Export & analyze
Telegram
Manual input
Discord
Manual input
Any Chat
Copy & paste
Why You Need This In Your Life
No More Guessing Games
Stop overthinking every text. Get AI-powered insights into what's really happening
Catch Red Flags Early
Spot toxic patterns before you waste your time and energy
Your Data Stays Private
We analyze, you get insights, nobody else sees your business
"Bro this app literally saved me from getting played 💀 The ghost risk analysis was spot on - they left me on read the next day"
Ready to expose your texts? 👀
Join the thousands who've discovered the truth about their conversations. It's giving main character energy ✨
Let's get this tea ☕No cap, it's actually free to try. No credit card needed 💯